Microsuck

Dear Microsoft,

You know what would be really neat?

When you do one of your endless weekly software updates of your craptacular operating system, why don't you leave my custom settings for programs like Microsoft Word alone and stop resetting to the default?

I put custom changes in place for a reason, you know.

I realize the concept of prizing the customer's needs over your own bullshit is a novel concept, but give it a try, huh? You might actually garner some goodwill and make your ridiculous "Windows 7" ads resemble something that might actually be reality one day.

In closing, I hope your private parts experience incurable burning sensations and you experience uncontrolled flatulence for the balance of your days.

Sincerely,

Me