I don't drink... wine

There's a few things I think I share with a lot of the human race:

1) I don't like my blood on the outside of my body.

2) I don't like that feeling of my skin being open in areas it's not supposed to be.

I'm squeamish that way.

And - hey! - scalp cuts of any kind bleed a lot!

Whee!

Oh, it's nothing serious. Just stings.

Oh, and bleeds a lot.

Bleah.