Yeah, so it's 2025
I have no idea what to expect, based on the last four years or so.
Okay, I have an idea what to expect, but not sure what to say without sounding... you know what? Fuck it. I don't care.
2025, try not to be a dumpster fire, okay? I expect you'll be one anyway, but try to be less of one.
Won't happen, but it's worth a try.
Your old keychain just got a 2025 makeover—this one charges your phone and
opens bottles
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[image: GoCable Charger]
*TL;DR*: Save 44% on the GoCable, a keychain that comes with a phone cord,
bottle opener, and safe-proof cutter while supplies las...
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