Monday, September 16, 2019

Review: The Man Ring Ultimate (v3.0)

I've mentioned the Man Ring before. I think I've also mentioned their v2, though I can't find the post right now. I didn't think it was possible to do more with the Man Ring.

Well, Boone Titanium has proven me wrong with the Man Ring Ultimate.

The Man Ring Ultimate is a beefy bit of titanium that looks a bit like a knuckle-duster on its own. It has an hourglass shape to it to hold its little knife, saws (plural), box cutter (which I guess means it's got two knives, technically), file (!!), pliers (!!!), and tweezers (!!!!). It's even got a little screwdriver on it. The bottle opener functionality, like the V2 ring, is built into the frame of the ring itself. So to open a beer, you've got to deploy all the tools on one side, but that's all good.

The Man Ring Ultimate is surprisingly-useful. Mine is a bit tight with the tweezers, making them hard to deploy, but it's not like I'm going to be using tweezers on a ring very often. The rest of the tools deploy fine enough. I'm glad the Ultimate did away with the little comb in favor of a file.

James Bond, eat your heart out!

Review: CRKT Provoke/Caswell Knives Morphing Karambit

In past posts I've gushed a bit over my fondness for karambit-style knives. I can't explain the attraction to the knife design. I really just think they're cool. I'm so enamored with them that I found myself backing the Caswell "Morphing Karambit" Utility Knife Kickstarter last year.

Like many Kickstarter projects, there were hiccups in the delivery of the Morphing Karambit, but Joe Caswell (the creator) was an excellent communicator and that project was one I found I was not concerned about getting ultimately fulfilled.

About the same time my Morphing Karambit arrived, I found myself in the possession of a Columbia River Knife and Tool (CRKT) Provoke, which is Joe Caswell's design sold to CRKT for mass-production.

In design, they're both the same. The Provoke and Morphing Karambit is a beefy steel (or aluminum) frame of interlocking pivots with a finger ring on one end. Unlike most folding karambits, the Caswell knife has an ingenious deploying method. With a flick of the thumb, the knife pops out and locks open without endangering the fingers. The motion is smooth and a bit addictive. To unlock and fold the blade requires two hands as there's a little tab that needs to be adjusted so the knife can be folded back into its retracted state.

The difference between the Kickstarter offering and the Provoke falls down really to quality of materials.

The Caswell Morphing Karambit has a high-quality aluminum frame coated in DLC finish. The blade is CPM 3V steel (also with DLC finish). And the deployment is... I don't know how to describe it... a bit more satisfying and keenly-tuned.

It's also twice the price of the Provoke.

The Provoke is a fine knife as well. It's just made with less-expensive components. It also has a smooth deployment.

Rarely have I been so happy to back (and receive) a Kickstarter as with the Caswell one. And whatever form the knife takes, it's a sweet purchase! Love both of these knives!

Friday, August 2, 2019

Thoughts on "The Song of the Shattered Lands" (books 1 - 4) by Bradley P. Beaulieu

Seems like every fantasy series is a "song" these days, huh?

Well, while Bradley P. Beaulieu's "Song of the Shattered Lands" series has some things in common with George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Ice and Fire" series, there's also some seriously pronounced differences.

Firstly, Beaulieu is actually likely to finish his six-book series, so there's that.

Okay, with that snark out of the way, a bit of unsolicited thoughts on this series.

Twelve Kings in Sharakhai (book 1)
The introduction to Sharakhai, a grand city in the middle of a vast desert. Sharakhai is a metropolitan center and a great power, both militarily and commercially. It is ruled by twelve seemingly-immortal kings who each are gifted by the gods with magical gifts beyond their apparent immortality. In this city is Çedamihn Ahyanesh'ala (aka Çeda) a young woman who lives a double life as an unassuming city woman and secretly a pit fighter known as "the White Wolf" (yes, I get the coincidental naming with the Witcher, they're nothing alike). Çeda also has a secret: she's trying to assassinate the Twelve Kings of Sharakhai for their part in the murder of her mother. It proves a bit difficult. Aside from the powers of the Twelve Kings, they've also got potent defenders in the form of the Silver Spears (their soldiers), the Blade Maidens (the ninja-like super-warriors who are each a daughter of a King), and the asirim (immortal, undying, fierce creatures of incredible strength and power). On Çeda's side are few people, including her friend Emre, Dardzada the apocathery, and a few others. Çeda's path in the book takes her across weird politics, the meddling of gods, the deadly Moonless Host (a terrorist band who seek the downfall of the Kings), and the terrible secret of the asirim.

I have to say, this book is fucking amazing! It's brilliant, riveting stuff. Beaulieu does a fantastic job of crafting a world with a strong Persian/Arabian feel that is also strangely original. His mythology, his characters, his settings, and his magic all feel engaging and fresh.

With Blood Upon the Sand (book 2)
With the sequel to "Twelve Kings in Sharakhai", Çeda's started on the road of killing the Kings. She's had some success and learned some shocking things along the way. She's also found her way into the Blade Maidens. Meanwhile, the people who have orbited through Çeda's life are finding themselves getting drawn into politics and a game of magic and gods.

Yeah, I can't summarize this more without spoiling things. This was a very solid sequel to "Twelve Kings" and introduces both higher stakes and some interesting characters. I could not put this book down.

A Veil of Spears (book 3)
So this is where the shit hits the fan. The Moonless Host has had a throwdown with the Kings. In the last couple of books, some of the Kings have died. The mysteries around their divine gifts have started to come to light and other powers are starting to encroach on the desert with a goal of taking Sharakhai as their own. In this, Çeda has found an unexpected home among the Blade Maidens while still working her goal toward killing the Kings. She learns more about who her mother was and, ultimately, more about herself in the process. Other characters, such as Emre, branch out and start to grow into their own stories. Characters from the novellas also start to pop in, playing surprisingly-important roles at times.

This was also really solid. The twists and turns in the story kept me engaged up to the last page. I could not wait until book 4.

Beneath the Twisted Trees (book 4)
The desert is descending into war. The neighboring kingdoms around the desert are making their own move against Sharakhai. The surviving Kings fight among one another. The Moonless Host is largely shattered, but their successors are forming up, with Çeda playing a vital role. The game the gods play is starting to take shape.

I have to admit, this book falters a bit. It feels like a slog in parts with a lot of the characters going through the same sort of shit that they've gone through in the last few books. A couple progress and evolve, but even while there are advances in the story, they don't feel quite as satisfying to me as in the previous books. I dunno. Maybe I'm developing expectations? I can't say. I'm hoping books 5 and 6 (when completed) are more dazzling.

And lest I forget the novellas...

  • The Doors at Dusk and Dawn A story told long before Çeda's birth, but tied to her in an interesting way.
  • Of Sand and Malice Made The ehrekh are creatures made by Goezhen, the god of chaos. They're nasty, immortal, and fascinated with humans. One living in Sharakhai finds itself fascinated with Çeda. Bad things happen.
  • The Tattered Prince and the Demon Veiled After Of Sand and Malice Made, Brama the thief finds himself in an interesting position with relation to an ehrekh. Poor guy.
  • A Wasteland of my God's own Making A story of one of Çeda's teachers. A love story, really.
  • In the Village where Brightwine Flows Dardzada the apocathery helped raise Çeda and was a sort of (horrible) surrogate father to her. He gets his moment to shine in a short story.
Overall, I am simply in awe of Beaulieu's imagination, prose, and all that he's created. This series is awesome. Even though I'm slightly underwhelmed by book 4, it's still head and shoulders better than most stuff I've read recently. I think Beaulieu's fast becoming my favorite fantasy author. And, unlike others (Rothfuss, Martin, Butcher), he seems to show no sign of slowing down anytime soon.

Hopefully I didn't just jinx things by saying that.

Monday, June 3, 2019

Rest in Peace Paul Darrow

Paul Darrow, who played Kerr Avon on the classic British series "Blake's Seven" has passed.

The universe is smaller now.

Sunday, May 26, 2019

Books

Well, looks like May is just blazing on by. Fun times.

Anyway, I've been enjoying some books and thought I'd add commentary:

Holy Sister by Mark Lawrence

The third and final book in Lawrence's Ancestor trilogy, it brought an end to Nona Grey's story which started in "Red Sister" and then continued in "Grey Sister". I have to admit that, while I enjoyed "Holy Sister", I found it a bit rushed for my taste. The book did a bit of a jarring jump that felt out-of-place given the tight time-frames and story details that were in the previous two books. Still, I enjoyed it all the same.



Polaris Rising by Jessie Mihalik

I picked this one up having read a review on io9. It was billed as a classic space opera, complete with a space princess and a rogue. I decided to give it a chance.

Can't say I regretted it. It's a bit romance-novel but has some cool space opera in there. I genuinely enjoyed all the characters and their interactions. There were cliches galore, but it is space opera,and the cliches were done quite well. I may have to try more of Ms. Mahalik's works.



One Word Kill by Mark Lawrence

I had to return to Mr. Lawrence's works to see his take on weird science fiction set in the 1986. I truly enjoyed this book for a variety of reasons. Lawrence did a marvelous job capturing the angst of a teen learning he's dying of cancer (yikes!) without completely soaking the story in hopeless angst. He also captures the feel of some eighties teens playing D&D along with young love and all that stuff.

Oh, and there's time travel. That was good times too.

A fun read. I look forward to the other books in the series.



A Time of Blood by John Gwynne.

Sequel to "A Time of Dread", which is itself a sequel to his first Banished Lands series, there was more of the schemes of the evil Kadoshim as they fight against the forces of the Bel-Elim and the descendants of the heroes from the first series. I have to say that this book really didn't grab me like the others. I felt a bit like this one retread a lot of stuff I've already read a few times in his other works. While a fun read, there was nothing in this book that really stood out. I'm hoping Gwynne has a fresher idea for the next book.

Monday, April 29, 2019

Avengers: Endgame

Saw it.

No spoilers here. Just needed to say that I really, really liked it. Fun movie. There's a climactic moment that made me squee. Oh, there were a few plot holes (kinda big ones) but overall I have to say I really liked how they tied several stories together.

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

A scattering of topics

  • Have gotten a lesson this week in bureaucracy. Trying to figure out what my next step is to get a proper resolution. I hate this crap.
  • I've come to the conclusion that I'm criminally out-of-shape. Ridiculously so. I shouldn't be this out-of-shape. I mean, I fairly regularly practice martial arts and all that. Turns out if you only do a martial arts class a couple of days a week and do fuck all for the other five days, you don't really progress very much. So it's time to up my game. Went jogging today and... wow do I have a ways to go!
  • I've been given an amazing gift: a Traumahawk! Yes, that's right, I have another Zombie Tool! Oh glory day! This thing is a brutal bit of metallic awesome! I'm amazed I haven't broken anything in my apartment (or cut off a limb). Yet.
  • I think I'm obsessed with bullet points.