- Dear FSM/Mother Nature/Whomever: Thanks for the rain. Can we have some more?
- I had no idea flowers were such a... lucrative... business. Ye gods.
- I was debating whether or not to return to martial arts. Then I received a hoodie on Saturday that was... oh, let's describe it as "snug-fitting". The endless shit from my friends (all quite justified) has convinced me that, yeah. It's time to do another round at martial arts. I need the exercise.
- Finished my taxes. Whoo-hoo?
- Still can't get rid of this goddamn cough.
The human capacity for memory is astounding
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There is a special section of the human brain where stuff like this lives:
Sniffing it and pulling it out still confus...
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