Brief notes to parts of the world

• Dear North Carolina: You appear unclear on the concept of capitalism and competition.
• Dear North Carolina: Um... climate change doesn't give a shit if you believe in it. Hiding your head in the sand just means you aren't going to see the water come in.
• Dear ABC and Joss Whedon: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
• Dear Disney: I could have told you this would happen.