Toeing the line

I need a bionic toe. I keep jamming the one I dislocated a couple of years back. It's an unpleasant feeling.

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I was all set to stereotype and say how I'm afraid of women in martial arts 'cause they don't mind going for groin shots.

I was just about to claim that in all seriousness when I realized that only one of the women I sparred tonight did that (thank the FSM I was protected). The rest just kicked my ass the old-fashioned way: with ridiculous amounts of superior speed, skill, and power.

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Just figured out my outstanding balance on my car is less than I thought. I might be car-payment-free in the not-too-distant future.