Honoring the Gods of Paranoia

I am a bit of a pantheist. As a minister of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a person who respects (but avoids) the Great Olds Ones and the Elder Gods, and as a paranoid, I honor many deities.

Today I speak of the Gods of Paranoia. These are what fuel me to consider terrible options.

And here are my devotions:

Some time back, I took stock of my emergency supplies and worked out how to handle some kits. I found a site that supplies much of what I need and got a Delux Kit from Preparedness Deals, a company I've had good experiences with.

It's a nice kit. Has food, water, tools, first aid supplies, etc. Hit the link for the complete list.

And now it has an axe. Just in case of zombies.