Insert Copious Swearing Here

So they've enabled all the lights in my office, including the ones around my new cubicle.

It was my understanding that they were also going to put in "softer" bulbs that would be easier on the dozen or so of us who have problems.

Didn't happen.

Not even 6am and it feels like someone's trying to drill through my skull in multiple points while an army of gnomes is setting off bombs inside my brain.

Jesus Christ... how is it that there are people who don't find these goddamn things painful?