Attire for the Modern Bad Guy

My source of software annoyance was quickly staked and bonfired by one of the wise and helpful engineers I work with.

As I trekked to and from said engineer, the A/C came on, giving my naked skull a chill.

Hoodies are nigh-perfect attire. Built-in cowls for the aspiring villain.

And they're awesome if you're lacking in a full head of hair (or in possession of a head that lacks any hair).

Plus they usually have big, roomy, pouch-like pockets in the front.

Pockets == good.