Monday, March 28, 2011

Friday, March 25, 2011

The Right Hook

I saw SuckerPunch.

In brief: I liked it.

Expanded: It's essentially Alice in Wonderland meets Inception in a mental institution.

And Zack Snyder dresses up his girls like fetish dolls.

The plot was bizarre and the dialog was corny, but let's face it: if you saw the trailer, you didn't go expecting Shakespeare. Nice twist at the end.

And the effects were dazzling. Seriously dazzling.

I regret nothing.

[Edit] To be clear: SuckerPunch is pretty much brain candy. It creates brain cavities.

Mmm... brain candy...

The plot was pretty f*cked up and very trashy. The story is told in three levels. The first two levels are decidedly boring. The third, FX-heavy, level was worth the price of admission.

If you like ridiculous FX-laden battle scenes out of an insane video game, this is the movie for you.[/Edit]

Sucker-age?

AICN has two reviews of sublime hate for SuckerPunch.

Won't stop me from seeing this pretty-looking steaming pile (let's face it, did anyone really think it would have a good plot?). I mean, I like movies like Machine Girl and Alien vs Ninja. My tolerance for cinematic crap is pretty high in certain areas.

The reviews:

Ambush Bug's review
Massawyrm's review

I've seen blurbs that SFGate didn't like the film. I had to sit down in shock. /sarcasm

Salon's review was surprisingly-positive... kinda.

This ought to be a hoot.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Suckers

Tomorrow is the opening night for SuckerPunch

While I'm stoked to see such a cheese-tacular movie, I have to admit, Multiplex probably gets it right

[Edit]

Twitch gives it a review. An unsurprising review.

Mind you, this isn't dissuading me from wanting to see the movie. I know exactly what to expect.

Just sayin'.

[/Edit]

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Absolutely Essential Information

This is pretty much everything you need to know.

Hm. I need to buy some vodka, I guess.

Understanding is a Three-Edged Sword

I've been back on a "Babylon-5" kick of late.

Just finished one of the mini-arcs of Season Three and felt myself getting all giddy after one of the obligatory space battles.

Nothing quite satisfies like an FX-laden, "pew-pew", space battle, even if the FX in question are a bit dated.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Lunacy

Is it really only Tuesday?

Not even halfway through the week and I've seen far more tears than I ever expected and all due to thoughtlessness (or malignancy) on the part of others who should know better. I've seen friendships I'd believed to be solid vanish like smoke in a strong breeze.

Half of the people I know are either sick or believe they're getting sick (I think I'm one of that half, I say... sniffling slightly).

We're bombing yet another country. What's that now? Three nations we're screwing around in? What the hell? Fighting in one country isn't enough of a drain on our resources? We've got to blaze into three? What the hell? Nobody in Washington thinks the craptacular economy is serious enough?

What a time to get on the wagon...