Sucker-age?

AICN has two reviews of sublime hate for SuckerPunch.

Won't stop me from seeing this pretty-looking steaming pile (let's face it, did anyone really think it would have a good plot?). I mean, I like movies like Machine Girl and Alien vs Ninja. My tolerance for cinematic crap is pretty high in certain areas.

The reviews:

Ambush Bug's review
Massawyrm's review

I've seen blurbs that SFGate didn't like the film. I had to sit down in shock. /sarcasm

Salon's review was surprisingly-positive... kinda.

This ought to be a hoot.