Words of (something resembling) Wisdom

Don't Sweat the Petty Things.

Don't Pet the Sweaty Things.

The second of those two bits of wisdom is easy to follow. I mean... ew.

The first one... not so much. I find little things like papercuts tend to get my attention much more than large bruises or whatever (I have yet to break anything and see how my point of view changes).

When the tiny, little, petty things come at one, it's like being nibbled to death by cats. (Shout out to Londo Mollari and Vir Cotto)