Erik and I were thinking of slogans for Tentacle Grape... mainly 'cause we're bad, bad people.
A few:
"Thirsty? Try Tentacle Grape! It refreshes and clears you out completely."
"Reach and grab one (or eight)"
"For when you're Thirstai"
"Drink all you want, we'll spawn more."
"Enjoy drinking with your probing questions? Try Tentacle Grape!"
"Feeling parched and lonely? Try Tentacle Grape!"
"Tentacle Grape: A full-body taste sensation."
"Tentacle Grape - put it in your hole"
"Tentacle Grape: it really fills you up."
Erik came up with some awesome alternate brand ideas, but I'll let him blog about those himself.
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