"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like."
"Dear Diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. [flips page] Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
"Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."
and of course
"This must be what going mad feels like." [Later] "No. This must be what going mad feels like."
"See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like."
ReplyDelete"Dear Diary: Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. [flips page] Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."
"Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."
and of course
"This must be what going mad feels like." [Later] "No. This must be what going mad feels like."